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Emo Fashion #1: Band Tees

There's this song by a horrible, terrible, truly awful band that no sane person likes called BrokeNCYDE. The song is called "Band Tee." Why anyone would want to write a song about an article of clothing is beyond me (such deep subject matter), but I would guess that it's because a band tee is the basis of all emo outfits. If you don't know what to wear, or you're simply feeling lazy, a band tee is your best bet. As the song says so eloquently, "I got my band tee on. I got my skinny jeans on. And I'm ready to roll."

Let me demonstrate with the following pictures the simplicity and beauty of the classy and undoubtedly emo band tee. You may need a good eye and knowledge of various bands to be able to tell what band is on each shirt.

On ladies:

A lovely lady rocking a Chelsea Grin tee.

Another lovely lady wearing pop-punk band Hey Monday's tee.

Another lass wearing a band tee; this time an Apocalyptica shirt circa Worlds Collide. Note that Apocalyptica is not an emo band; however, band tees are emo enough that it doesn't matter what band it is. So long as it isn't the Jonas Brothers. That's just not cool. Ever.

And this girl has chosen to wear a The Used shirt; possibly one of the most famously emo bands ever.

Ah, We The Kings! An excellent choice. This is actually a very creative picture, particularly for a mirror picture.

On lads:

This L look alike is wearing an Alexisonfire tee. A little difficult to tell, but it's there. You can clearly read "fire."

And this is none another than a My Chemical Romance tee, the upper left part of their Black Parade era logo clearly visible. No other band is considered quite as emo as My Chemical Romance, even if they don't consider themselves emo.

Not quite as well known as MCR, but still popular in their own right, this man is wearing an Emarosa shirt.

Ah, one of my all-time favorite bands, and I'm not the only one; British band Bring Me The Horizon are very popular these days and are scheduled to play Warped Tour this year.

This lad is wearing metal band Knights Of The Abyss' shirt.

And there you have it; band tees. The most basic article of clothing for every emo.

Look Away From The MIrror: A Reminder

Hey guys, just reminding you that emo isn't about style or fashion. It's about music first. Don't ever forget that. This blog is just for fun.

The Physics And Complexities Of Emo Hair: Classic Emo Hair

Emo hair. The pride, the joy, the trademark of every emo kid in the world.

Although emo hair generally comes in only one color, one cut and one style, you can do anything with your hair and still be emo. But you won't know emo until you know that one cut, that one color and that one style (we'll get into teasing later).

Straight, long, black hair, with the fringe across the eye. Allow me to demonstrate with these pictures.

On girls:

On boys:

I know what you're thinking; "very nice, very pretty and all, but how does this help me?" Well, good sir (or lady), you have come to the right place for I am a professional (well, not really, but pretty close!). Before we begin your lesson on how to achieve classic, straight black emo hair, let's get some things straight first. For this article, I'm going to assume that you have black or dark hair (if you don't and are unwilling to dye your pretty blond, brown, red or even pink locks, I have articles for you, too), it is not naturally straight, you have the necessary products and tools and you are willing to subject your hair to some stress. Ready? Too bad, we're going in anyway!

You will need:

- towel

- shower

- flat iron

- heat protectant

- shampoo

- conditioner

- wide tooth comb

- hairbrush

- claw

- hair ties

You might need:

- blow dryer

- finishing spray

- straightening balm

- heat damage protection shampoo

Washing Your Hair

You have no idea how important this step is. I had no idea how important this step was until sometime last year. Let me tell you a story; it was May of 2009, and it was the day I had planned for for a long time. This was back before I straightened my naturally curly hair every day. It was the day of "the dance," "the semi," "the prom"... you get the idea. I wanted to look my best. And my best had straight hair. Long story short, I didn't wash it, and it curled soon after arriving at the semi. This happened only when I didn't wash my hair before. I insist that this step is extremely important.

Step 1: Shampooing

Most people don't know how to wash their hair. I know you think you do, but I'm going to give you step by step information anyway. First, get your hair wet, but don't soak it. Don't get it so wet it drips. Wet it from the top of your head to the ends, wet enough that your hair curls. I don't suggest doing this with hot water. Unless you have really oily hair, you won't want to get it really wet or use hot water because that will strip your hair of it's natural oils and so does shampooing your hair. You're going to wash out the natural oils when you shampoo, so don't do it before.

Next, put shampoo on the palm of your hand. You don't need as much as you think you need. The amount of shampoo is important; if you have really long hair, about the size of a quarter should do. If you have average length hair, go with a dime. If your hair is shorter, go with less. You don't want to waste shampoo, and you don't want to bathe your hair in shampoo either because, like I said, it strips your hair of it's natural oils. Now rub your palms together until the shampoo turns into little bubbles. Massage your scalp with your soapy hands and fingers, scrubbing out all the dirt and oil. Take your time. Some people even shampoo twice (although if you have dry hair, that's not a good idea). DO NOT shampoo the ends or middle parts of your hair; just the scalp. Next, rinse it out. When you rinse your hair, the shampoo will wash out the dirt in the ends and middle area of your hair.

Step 2: Heat protection

It's very important for every child of emo to protect their hair from heat. After shampooing, there's a little something for your hair called infra treatment. Basically, it's extra padding to keep your hair from frying. This is optional, but I recommend it.

Step 3: Conditioning

Those with super-oily hair may want to skip this step entirely, although you may want to research that option before.

Once your hair is completely free of shampoo (COMPLETELY; you don't want to leave icky residue), it's time for conditioner. I'd say use the same amount, although if you have dry hair you may want to use more. Once the conditioner is in your palm, put your hands together like you're putting on lotion. The back of TresEmme conditioner advises to apply conditioner as if you were making a ponytail, from mid-shafts to ends. Gentlemen, if you've never made a ponytail, you've probably seen a girl do it. If your hair's long enough, now's your chance to pretend you're a girl making a ponytail. Although you're not supposed to put conditioner on the roots of your hair, if you have super-dry hair, do it, but use very little on the roots and a lot more on your ends. Leave the conditioner in your hair for 2-5 minutes (the drier your hair, the longer you leave it in. I use this time to untangle my hair with the wide-tooth comb), then rinse.

Step 4: Drying Your Hair

Whether or not you blow-dry or have a wet to straight flat iron, you have to towel dry your hair. It is not recommended for either tools to come straight out of the shower and subject your soaked hair to heat. Squeeze your hair dry with a towel, but be gentle; if you do this too harshly you will create frizz.

Step 5: Straightening

Depending on the directions on your product, now or before step 2 would be the time to apply straightening balm. It really depends.

Step 6: Blow Drying

Some people blow-dry their hair prior to flat ironing it. I don't do this because I have a wet2straight flat iron, but before I did I found this step useful (although I didn't always do it). The question is...

Should I blow dry my hair prior to straightening?

If you have extremely curly, hard to straighten hair, you're going to want to blow dry. When you blow dry your hair, you can hold it straight and it won't dry so curly, thus making it easier to straighten.

If you don't want to spend so much time on your hair, you're going to want to blow dry. It's way faster than air drying, especially if you have really long hair.

If you want to avoid stress on your hair as much as possible, don't blow dry. Hey, you don't have to.

If you do blow dry, hold your hair straight while you do it. It'll make the next step easier.

There is one thing: if your hair isn't very curly or very wavy, you can skip step 2 entirely and simply blow dry your hair straight. I recommend this option only if you're not a fan of the super straight look, if your facial structure doesn't do well with straight hair, if you don't own a flat iron, or if you have lank hair (blow drying adds volume). I don't find it necessary to get into blow drying hair straight though, so I recommend searching for YouTube videos or reading this article here.

STEP 7: Flat Ironing Your Hair

The most important step? I think so. Get out that hair brush and brush out your curls/waves. Split hair into two sections; top and bottom. Gather the top section, twist it all up into a little bun and use the claw to keep it away from the bottom section. Next, get your heat protectant spray (I use TresEmme Heat Tamer Spray and my hair has never looked better) and spray the bottom section liberally from a distance of 6 - 8 inches. From the front left area of the bottom section of your hair, separate a piece about two inches wide, no more (and no less than one inch. Use a hair tie to tie away the rest of your hair. Flat iron the piece you've seperated until it's dead straight. You shouldn't have to pass the iron over your hair more than twice unless your hair is really curly. If you do, it's either on too low of a setting for your hair or it's simply a shitty flat iron and you ought to buy a new one. I own a Remington Wet2Straight flat iron and I love it. I've never had to use it on the highest setting and I have fairly difficult hair to straighten. It's about $30, which is super cheap for a flat iron (they can go up to hundreds of dollars). And no, I'm not being paid to advertise them. Once that strand of hair is perfectly pin straight, move onto the next one. And the next one. And the next one, until your bottom layer is finished. Then move onto your top layer and repeat. If you have uber thick hair, you might want to do three layers. I have pretty thick hair but I only need two layers.

Yes, you can go all over the place and do a strand here, a strand there, but that would make things a whole lot more difficult for you.

Step 8: Finishing Off

If you find your hair curls hours after you finish, you might need a finishing spray. This step is pretty simple; finish ironing your hair, then spray it all over.

Step 9: The Part

And now the most crucial part. Well, before you simply had long black hair. You could pass for a prep or Sadako at best! Take your wide tooth comb and - wait. You're not going to do it like that, are you? This is the most important part. Do it dramatically. Slowly pick up your wide tooth comb, eyeing it with admiration and even a little fear, and place it on the side of your head. Which side is up to you; also, you're going to have to make a decision before as to how far back you're going to part it. If you want to part your hair very far to the side (past your eye) you shouldn't place it far back at all, unless you want to look like you stepped out of the 80s (and who wants that?). It really depends on how emo you look already; if your side part is looking like just any side part, place it farther back OR farther to the side. Once you've placed it, drag it forward and over your eye, again slowly. Watch as your hair drops dramatically over the rest of your face. As Guy Ripley would say... delicious.

A NOTE ON MALE PARTING:

Yes, you could do it like a girl. But guys' hair is usually shorter, so you have more options. You could, like Alex Evans (pictures below), let it fall naturally and then sweep it to the side, or, like Connor from Alcoholic Elegance (again, pictures below), simply let it fall as fringe. Or you could do something a little more dramatic, a little more gothic. Some choose to sweep all their hair forward and to the side, so that both sides of your face are covered. This is a little difficult to explain and will require a good bit of hair spray.

over the face style.
Connor of Alcoholic Elegance.

Alex Evans circa 2006.

The Difference Between Punk And Emo

To mix up punk and emo is not to know emo or punk at all. In fact, if I am correct, the punks hate the emos. Although the two are very similar to an outsider, punks are much more extreme, much more aggressive, much more, well, punk than emos. Emos are more emotional, cutesy-er, more delicate and fragile than punk. Punk is much older and much more evolved than emo. Punk has a history, a reputation. Punks are also notable for their DIY-ethic, their political opinions, their popularization of the mohawk and for their involvement, if not creation, of Warped Tour, a popular event for emos during the summer. And while vastly different, emo is still definitely an offspring of punk.

Ahh, the mohawk!

The famed emo fringe, complete with a rose to show just how sensitive he is. He couldn't be more emo.

Punk girls usually aren't very feminine; in fact, punk girls tend to flee from femininity. Often, they are feminists.

Emo, on the other hand, is very feminine. And not just the girls.

Punks are generally people you wouldn't want to mess with.

In contrast, emos look like those kids you bullied in high school.

Another punk girl. Girls in punk were often associated with riot grrrl, a 1990s punk feminist movement.

Girls in emo, on the other hand, have generally been giving the role of either heartbreaker or muse, and emo is often criticized for this, along with the fact that there are very few females in emo bands.

A colorful punk rock couple. Note the buttons on the man's vest and the spiked collar the woman is wearing.

An emo couple. Note the boy's Fall Out Boy band t-shirt and the girl's red tipped hair.

The Difference Between Goth And Emo

To truly know emo, let us first find out what is not emo.

Emo is often mistaken for goth, and vice versa, as well as for scene and punk (more on those two later). Although i

t's easier to demonstrate via pictures what's emo and what's goth, I'm going to describe the differences first.

It is a common misconception that emos wear only black; that's not true. Although they wear primarily black, they wear many different colors, pink being quite popular. Goths, on the other hand, are easily identified by their black clothing. Although goths too wear many different colors, they often wear only black. The stereotyped goth in books, movies and on TV will always wear only black, an exception being Sam from Danny Phantom, who

wears some purple as well. Also, piercings: goths te

nd towards heavier piercings that hurt just to look at, whereas emos generally stick to the ears, lips, eyebrows and nose.

Another way to identify a goth from an emo is through their make-up. While it's almost mandatory for goths to wear make-up, most emos wear only eyeliner, whereas the typical goth wears eyeliner, eyeshadow, lipstick (typically black, bright red or a bright, unnatural color such as purple, blue or white) decorative makeup and in some cases even blush. Also, goth culture tends to be very sexual, whereas emo is more romantic.

Also, hair; although gothic hair is flexible and can very well be pretty much anything, an emo is nothing without his fringe, across his face and covering his eye. This can be applied to almost anyone; if they have the fringe, they have at least an emo influence.

Here's the fun part: comparing goth pictures to emo pictures.

A German goth. Note the heavy makeup, "creative" hair cut and piercings.

An emo guy. Note the band tee, pink belt, makeup and hairstyle.

A stunningly beautiful Victorian goth girl. Hair is center-parted and not completely straight as is common with Victorian goths. Note the cat-eye makeup and and dark red lipstick, the necklaces and dress.

An emo girl. Note the blond hair, sneakers, glove, bright pink shirt that most goths would not be caught dead in, the bow, the hairstyle. Interestingly, the eye makeup and stockings she's wearing are more gothic than emo, but the fact that she's taking a picture of herself at such an angle, her lip color and most of all, her hair make her an emo rather than a goth.

Another goth girl, identifiable primarily by her corsets. Corsets are a very important piece of every goth girl's (and in some strange cases, guy's) wardrobe. If an emo were to put on a corset they would automatically become goth. No, there's no way around it.

A famous emo kid picture. Obviously emo, you can tell by the hair (the cut and style; also, goths rarely have any blond hair, and when they do, it's usually white-blond, not golden blond), the heavy eyeliner and shadow and the picture itself. Goths tend not to take pictures of themselves and this girl is clearly holding the camera.

A goth guy. Although his attitude appears more emo and some of his accessories may very well be worn by an emo, the outfit has altogether way too many studs and spikes to be emo. Also, the netting on his arms is not seen on male emos. Lastly, his hair; absolutely no fringe whatsoever.

My God, he's smiling! Emos tend to smile more than goths; even if it is a tiny half-smile or a full on grin like Kenny The Smiling Emo, the one pictured. Also, goths usually don't wear a simple t-shirt and jeans, they tend to accessorize way more than emos.

For some reason it surprises me it's even legal... anyway, goth has strong connections to the BDSM culture that emo does not have. Goth is more adult than emo; emos tend to be within the 12 - 25 year old range, while goths are usually anything from 14 - 60 years of age.

Aw, isn't that sweet... this couple is visibly younger than the goth couple. Although these two, particularly the girl, have a darker style than is common with emos, they are still technically emo, hence the boy's hoodie and slip on sneakers.

emo x kid

This blog is dedicated to the emo subculture. This should be fun, only - no joke - I'm a bit too depressed to get excited about it... it should act as a guide to any aspiring emos (what a weird thing, huh?), reference for writers or researchers, inspiration on how to take cool pictures or dress and whatnot. This blog is meant to be browsed by tags such as "hair," "clothes," "music," "pictures," not by date as is generally done on blogs. I leave you now to browse...